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American banks suck

November 06, 2008 By: Nekkid blogger Category: America, Bank, Brand name, Consumer safisfaction, Crisis in the US, Expensive, Internet, Myth, Regulation, Technology, US 1 Comment →

The US believes itself to be a - or perhaps even the most - technologically advanced country in the world. This is a myth, blatantly false. Internet usage, Internet speed, mobile telephone use, Internet phone speeds, and so on, are all among the many areas where the US is increasingly lagging behind the most advanced countries in the world. So is banking and financial services.

image I am astonished by the lack of efficiency and the poor customer service of American banks. Here are some real life stories that really shock me, from banks that are all among the top 5 US banks. Here are the cases:

1. Electronic transfer between two customers in the same bank

A friend transferred 1200 dollar to my account. In Scandinavia, the money would have been on my account instantly, as it is a within-bank transaction. Here the bank took 24 to take the money out of my friends’ account, then printed a check and mailed it to me. So, 3 days instead of instantaneously. And unnecessary paper and mail service and postage, all of which, I am sure, customers pay for.

2. Electronic transfer between banks

I paid for something using Paypal. And there wasn’t enough money in my Paypal account, so Paypal withdrew money from my banking account, as they should. However, it took 4 days for this to be processed by the bank. Again, I guess, a check. In Scandinavia this would have taken 1-4 hours, as it is an interbank transfer.

3. Deposit lost by the bank

A friend of mine deposited 800 dollars in her bank. She got a receipt. After a few days she noticed the money weren’t there. She calls the bank. They could not find the deposit, but would investigate. Six weeks 5 long calls, talking usually to two or more people each time, she finally gets the 800 into her account. Now she finds that in two separate cases the bank had given her overdraft fees of 35 dollars that she would not have gotten had the money been where they should. Again she calls. Two calls later the fees are dropped. During this ordeal, the bank never contacted her - she always had to initiate contact.

Now - how it is possible to lose a deposit? How is it possible to not honor a customer’s receipt immediately? Why didn’t be bank get back to her quickly and fix it all? Who made the mistake here - the bank or the customer? It is simply the worst customer service I have ever heard about!

These tales, and others, are so shocking that I wonder how US banks can get away with it? Are American banking customers totally undemanding? Or are they ignorant - don’t know how things are done outside the US and what they should rightfully demand from a modern bank? Do regulatory agencies and consumer organizations not care? Are American businesses unconcerned with banking efficiency? And especially about the banks - do they not care about efficiency? Do they not care about customer service?

It’s easy to fix! Send some guys on a plane to study how it’s done overseas. Buy the software. Do the changes. Get with it! You are lagging by at least a decade!

Or do you just not give a shit?

What is art? Margaux Hemingway and the vagina arm

April 28, 2008 By: Nekkid blogger Category: Art, Brand name, Celebrity, Dagbladet, Media, Norway, Nude No Comments →

The Norwegian artist Bjarne Melgaard has created a piece entitled “Margaux Hemingway”. In Norwegian newspapers it is more often referred to as “the vagina arm”.

Margaux Hemingway
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American banks- what is wrong? Bank involved in scam of customers

April 27, 2008 By: Nekkid blogger Category: Bank, Brand name, Consumer safisfaction, Marketing, New York Times, Regulation 7 Comments →

I have written earlier, in What’s wrong with American banks about the lack of efficiency, the continued use of checks and their outrageous fees. However, it seems I was much too kind. Some American banks seem to do much worse than even that. Now, according to New York Times,

Wachovia has agreed to pay as much as $144 million to end an investigation that accuses the bank of allowing telemarketers to use its accounts to steal millions of dollars.

So instead of trying to build customer confidence, sharpening up the service, improving efficiency, and building business by producing customer satisfaction, a huge American bank gets involved in a rather petty scam against its own customers for a few million dollars in profit! Elderly customers, at that! Wild! What a great way to destroy a brand name! What a great way to destroy customer confidence - just when they need it the most!

The bank’s actions were “part of a pattern of misconduct” that resulted in Wachovia’s collecting millions of dollars in fees, regulators wrote.

Wachovia has agreed to pay a $10 million fine, contribute $8.9 million to consumer education programs and make restitution to victims that could top $125 million. In a statement, the bank said this “situation was unacceptable and we regret it happened.”

How silly is it possible to behave? When is the American banking industry going to stop treating its customers as uneducated, stupid fools, and instead try to focus on building trust, satisfaction and loyalty by means of excellent service? Or building highly efficient transaction systems using the best available technology and software? In a country that, technologically speaking, is ahead of the rest of the world, but that nevertheless, from an implementation point of view – especially as far as the banking sector is concerned – is 10 years behind Scandinavian and German banks in the use of modern technology? They should improve transaction efficiency and lower costs – not run scams!

And if the high paid executives of the huge American bank are unwilling to or unable to improve their banks and customer service, then why hasn’t there been any regulatory action to just force them to increase efficiency and performance? Do American regulators not know how bad American banking is? Do they not go abroad and study how it’s done elsewhere? Do they think America is still in the forefront – and don’t want to be confused with facts?

Congratulations to Sweden: H&M and IKEA top brands

April 10, 2008 By: Nekkid blogger Category: Brand name, Finanancial Times, H&H, IKEA, Marketing, Sweden No Comments →

The Swedes deserve special attention today. Two of their international brands, H&M and IKEA, both fabulous successes internationally, came out on top in a study of European brand names.

H&M is Europe’s second biggest clothing chain. On Thursday it was named Europe’s most valuable brand, beating such rivals as Zara and the British chain store Marks and Spencer. Financial Times writes:

The Swedish-based chain’s brand has a value of €10.37bn, according to the first ever rankings of European retailers by Interbrand, the brand consultants. It is well ahead of the rest of the pack, with runner-up Carrefour valued at €6.6bn.

And, not only that, IKEA, the world famous furniture store, placed at the number three spot on the same list, with a brand name value of €6,5 billion! In addition, that is only the brand name value in Europe - IKEA is a brand name in the US and other parts of the world as well. A great sucess for Sweden!

Here is the complete list of the top European brands:

2008 Rank Brand Country of origin Sector Brand value (€m)
1 H&M Sweden Apparel 10,366
2 Carrefour France General retailer 6,620
3 Ikea Sweden Home and furnishings 6,516
4 Tesco UK General retailer 5,617
5 Marks & Spencer UK General retailer 5,100
6 Zara Spain Apparel 4,112
7 Aldi Germany General retailer 2,675
8 Boots UK Health and beauty 2,003
9 El Corte Inglés Spain General retailer 1,930
10 Auchan France General retailer 1,860
11 Asda UK General retailer 1,224
12 MediaMarkt Germany Consumer electronics 1,094
13 Lidl Germany General retailer 910
14 Edeka Germany General retailer 905
15 C&A Netherlands Apparel 882
16 Sephora France Health and beauty 767
17 The Body Shop UK Health and beauty 727
18 Argos UK Home and furnishings 726
19 Mango Spain Apparel 702
20 Sainsbury’s UK General retailer 512
21 Kaufland Germany General retailer 418
22 Mercadona Spain General retailer 398
23 FNAC France Consumer electronics and books 379
24 Rewe Germany General retailer 303
25 Carphone Warehouse UK Telecoms 282

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